They call it that because “shoving a big fat finger up your ass” is a terrible marketing slogan.
Author: Brian Feutz
The Account of Monte Cristo
Spine-tingling adventures of a hapless breakfast sandwich.
If We Could Live Forever…
A touching story of eternal love, growing younger, and shiny metallic spare parts
My Last Pair of Ski Boots
For every “First” there’s a “Last.” Which one holds more of life’s meaning?
Terminal Reign
An innocent couple stumbles into a terrifying encounter with a deadly cult.
My First Tattoo
It’s time for some ink, I think.
The Centurion’s Beacon
Dedicated to an amazing woman on her 100th Birthday.